Last week, a ScanBC Tweet opened up the gates to a flood of shoe puns.
Apparently a shoe store in Saanich had had enough of a guy trying on shoes and putting them back into the wrong boxes – they wanted to boot him out, so they called Saanich Police!
#Saanich Police are responding to a business in the 800blk of Cloverdale for reports of a male who keeps trying on shoes and putting them back into the wrong boxes
— ScanBC (@ScanBC) February 23, 2018
Hilarity ensued when the Twitterati caught wind of the matter and began responding to the post.
Check out some of the funniest replies:
Sandalous has he no sole? Police hot on his heels?
— Tony Duke (@TonyDuke19) February 23, 2018
Maybe his drugs are "laced" with something thats making him "trip" out. When the cops come… He will turn into a "runner"
— keith johnstone (@goldinears) February 23, 2018
Time to call in the heavy artillery. pic.twitter.com/HFxVzQaWHa
— Skyy (@CanuckSyko) February 24, 2018
get two pair of the same shoe 1/2 size different put lefts in one box right in the other… Saanichs crime of the century!
— joe boyer (@josboy34) February 23, 2018
The “Saanich shoeboxer” has struck again. He has eluded the rcmp too long. Bring in CSIC dammit!!! #justiceforshoes
— Scott Fleming (@FlemingScottie) February 23, 2018
— 🐿batoutofmel🐿 (@batoutofmel) February 23, 2018
While ScanBC usually serves as an informative feed on crimes, accidents, and events going on the province, once in a while they post comedic gems like this one. Click here to follow them on Twitter.
