Kissing Fingers BCCDC

Pornographic video sharing website YouPorn has written to B.C. Health Minister Adrian Dix with an offer of COVID-19 relief: $100,000 to build glory holes across the province.

The helping hand comes shortly after the BC Centre for Disease Control (BCCDC) posted a page to its site with information about how to safely have sex during the pandemic.

Among the suggestions and recommendations is a line that promotes the use of “barriers, like walls (e.g., glory holes), that allow for sexual contact but prevent close face-to-face contact.”

YouPorn Vice President Charlie Hughes writes that his company is “aligned with the BCCDC and would like to extend an offer of our support in an effort to continue to flatten the curve without forgoing sexual pleasure.”

Hughes adds that YouPorn will offer a $100k grant to the province to support the construction of glory holes across B.C.

“Hope to see you on the other side!” Hughes wrote.

It is unclear how many glory holes could be funded if the government were to accept YouPorn’s offer.

Read the full letter from YouPorn below:

YouPorn Letter

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