Gouda gone bad: $600 wheel of cheese stolen by sticky-fingered Saanich thief

Saanich Police are on the hunt for a person who blatantly stole a massive wheel of Gouda worth a whopping $600.

In a Facebook post, Crimestoppers urged the mysterious cheese enthusiast to get themselves “out of the pickle” they’re currently in.

Apparently, this mysterious cheese enthusiast didn’t think to invite the police to their exclusive cheese party. Now, Saanich Police are urging the thief to slice through their predicament and pay a visit to the police station.

https://www.facebook.com/GreaterVictoriaCrimeStoppers/posts/pfbid04MSjRYW26dbcqQWCdR76p1Y4AxB2dSEiVipvhFMqLDhrGgNPeXRYHmn3WY4mHY5Pl

“We must be crackers though if we think you are going to, so we are asking our fabulous followers to help out,” Crimesstoppers said in their post.

If you happen to know the identity of this charcuterie-loving bandit, call Greater Victoria Crimestoppers at 1-800-222-8477.

Who knows? Your tip might earn you a cash reward that could buy you enough cheese to build a literal cheese fortress!