Wednesday, July 24, 2024

Checking it twice: Santa has officially released his ‘naughty or nice’ list for 2023


This is the moment of truth, Victoria!

With only a week before Christmas, it’s vital to know whether or not you’re getting a visit from Mr. Claus this year!

Every year the Christmas Affairs Department of The North Pole Government releases an annual naughty or nice list and this year is no exception!

If your curiosity is getting the better of you, look no further—we’re going to provide you with the tool to not only look up your name, but send in an official re-review request.

All you have to do is type in your name and watch as the North Pole Government reveals your truth.

Try it out for yourself:

With 255 births globally per minute, the Naughty and Nice list is being continually reviewed and updated, so if your name isn’t on the list, don’t panic!

For a processing fee of $2.99 USD, you can add it here.

Detected by the Department’s Global Behaviour Tracking Network, the findings are sent directly to the North Pole Records Centre where Santa’s elves examine the data before Christmas Eve.

Using this advanced data mining technology the DOCA has confirmed nearly 20,000 people can rest assured knowing they’ll wake up on Christmas morning without the fear of their stockings filled with coal.

For those that have fallen short, it’s okay, there still is time to plead your case!

If you believe your results are incorrect, you can defend your name by requesting a review on the DOCA’S website for $0.99 USD—make sure to submit before Christmas Eve.

Before submitting a request, be sure to include all the good deeds you’ve made over the year that you believe should reward a nice result!

The DOCA has a naughty rehabilitation program with a dedicated team of nice coaches who help naughty individuals set short and long term goals to achieve prolonged niceness, so everyone can go into 2024 stress free.

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