With more inches on the way, will you be staying in tonight?
YouPorn hopes so!
No, it’s not your typical offer of ‘relief’ during a snowstorm, but popular pornograhic video website YouPorn has reached out to the city of Victoria to help with our white-stuff woes – in a way that only they can!
In a letter to mayor Lisa Helps, YouPorn Vice President Charlie Hughes writes that due to our recent storm, he’d like to “offer all your residents a free YouPorn Premium Membership to ride out the storm and set the mood for indoor activities.”
Well, that’s one way to turn up the heat!
In light of this being the snowiest February in Victoria’s history, Hughes writes that he knows we are “having a bit of a snow crisis and most of the residents… are stuck in their homes with no way out.”
But wait, there’s more!
Hughes then goes on to tell Helps that his company would “love to help” by aiding in the purchase of a new snowplow so that Victoria can “have this mess cleaned up as quickly as possible”.
How can you say no to friendly help with a plow?
Costing $9.99 per month, a premium membership on YouPorn offers access to high-resolution, advertisement-free pornography not available to users of the free site.
As of tonight, Hughes said he’s received no response from the mayor on his gracious offer.
Here’s the letter:
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